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Teddy Scares
Series 2 Two
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bears
Made with 100% madness,
you will receive the
highest quality merchandise
of pure evil
Set of 5
Teddy Scares
Plush Bloody Bears
w/ Accessories
Included Are:
Eli Wretch
Mundy Drudge
Granger Evermore
Mazey Podge
Sheldon Grogg
approx. 13" tall
SET OF 5
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bears
Made with 100% madness,
you will receive the
highest quality merchandise
of pure evil
Set of 5
Teddy Scares
Plush Bloody Bears
w/ Accessories
Included Are:
Eli Wretch
Mundy Drudge
Granger Evermore
Mazey Podge
Sheldon Grogg
approx. 13" tall
SET OF 5
AUTOGRAPHED SET IN WOODEN CRATES
SOLD OUT
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Eli Wretch
Date of Death: 11/9/73
Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey
Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo
Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky
Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms
Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty
dashboard viewing the world
through a muddy windshield.
approx. 13" tall
MINT/SEALED:
$59.99
IN STOCK
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Autographed w/
Wooden Teddy Scares Crate
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Eli Wretch
Date of Death: 11/9/73
Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey
Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo
Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky
Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms
Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty
dashboard viewing the world
through a muddy windshield.
approx. 13" tall
COMES IN WOODEN CRATE
AUTOGRAPHED
MINT/SEALED: $129.99
ONLY 1 AVAILABLE
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Mundy Drudge
Date of Death: 3/22/49
Favorite Color: Bile Green
Cologne: Oil soaked rag
Comfort Food: Stale bread with creamy roach eggs
Hobby: Walking on ledges
Loves the Odor of: Permanent markers
approx. 13" tall
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Autographed w/
Wooden Teddy Scares Crate
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Mundy Drudge
Date of Death: 3/22/49
Favorite Color: Bile Green
Cologne: Oil soaked rag
Comfort Food: Stale bread with creamy roach eggs
Hobby: Walking on ledges
Loves the Odor of: Permanent markers
approx. 13" tall
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Granger Evermore
Date of Death: 9/1/31
Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here
Hobby: Collecting calendars
Past Occupation: Tattoo artist
Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos
Heard in Whispers:?When I get out
of this hole, you will suffer a
thousand times my pain.?
approx. 13" tall
MINT/SEALED: $49.99
IN STOCK
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Autographed w/
Wooden Teddy Scares Crate
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Granger Evermore
Date of Death: 9/1/31
Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here
Hobby: Collecting calendars
Past Occupation: Tattoo artist
Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos
Heard in Whispers:?When I get out
of this hole, you will suffer a
thousand times my pain.?
approx. 13" tall
COMES IN WOODEN CRATE
AUTOGRAPHED
MINT/SEALED:$129.99
ONLY 1 AVAILABLE
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Mazey Podge
Date of Death: 11/11/99
Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries
Mirror, mirror: Reactions to her looks
have always been intense.
To gaze upon her has caused
some to vomit, while others have
died. Mazey always saw this as
a compliment, It must be because
I'm so drop dead gorgeous!
Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara
approx. 13" tall
SOLD OUT
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Autographed w/
Wooden Teddy Scares Crate
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Mazey Podge
Date of Death: 11/11/99
Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries
Mirror, mirror: Reactions to her looks
have always been intense.
To gaze upon her has caused
some to vomit, while others have
died. Mazey always saw this as
a compliment, ?It must be because
I?m so drop dead gorgeous!?
Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara
approx. 13" tall
SOLD OUT
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Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Sheldon Grogg
Date of Death: 5/27/40
Favorite Scent: Lavender
Nightcap: Chamomile tea with curdled milk
Dream Occupation: Sleep therapist
Favorite place to nap: Floating on black clouds of pollution
Lullaby: Comforted by the moaning caused by horrible nightmares
approx. 13" tall
MINT/SEALED
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Autographed w/
Wooden Teddy Scares Crate
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Sheldon Grogg
Date of Death: 5/27/40
Favorite Scent: Lavender
Nightcap: Chamomile tea with curdled milk
Dream Occupation: Sleep therapist
Favorite place to nap: Floating on black clouds of pollution
Lullaby: Comforted by the moaning caused by horrible nightmares
approx. 13" tall
COMES IN WOODEN CRATE
AUTOGRAPHED
MINT/SEALED
SOLD OUT
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Exclusive Limited Edition
Teddy Scares
Series II
Plush Bear
Name of Deceased:
Granger Evermore
Date of Death: 9/1/31
Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here
Hobby: Collecting calendars
Past Occupation: Tattoo artist
Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos
Heard in Whispers:?When I get out
of this hole, you will suffer a
thousand times my pain.?
approx. 13" tall
MINT/SEALED: $69.99
IN STOCK
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