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Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush BearsMade with 100% madness,you will receive thehighest quality merchandiseof pure evil Set of 5Teddy Scares Plush Bloody Bearsw/ Accessories Included Are: Eli Wretch Mundy Drudge Granger Evermore Mazey Podge Sheldon Grogg approx. 13" tallSET OF 5 SOLD OUT
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush BearsMade with 100% madness,you will receive thehighest quality merchandiseof pure evil Set of 5Teddy Scares Plush Bloody Bearsw/ Accessories Included Are: Eli Wretch Mundy Drudge Granger Evermore Mazey Podge Sheldon Grogg approx. 13" tallSET OF 5AUTOGRAPHED SET IN WOODEN CRATES SOLD OUT
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch Date of Death: 11/9/73 Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dustydashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield. approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALED: $29.99IN STOCK
Autographed w/Wooden Teddy Scares CrateTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch Date of Death: 11/9/73 Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dustydashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield. approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALEDRegular Price: $99.99SALE PRICE: $79.99ONLY 1 AVAILABLE
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Mundy Drudge Date of Death: 3/22/49 Favorite Color: Bile Green Cologne: Oil soaked rag Comfort Food: Stale bread with creamy roach eggs Hobby: Walking on ledges Loves the Odor of: Permanent markers approx. 13" tall SOLD OUT
Autographed w/Wooden Teddy Scares CrateTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Mundy Drudge Date of Death: 3/22/49 Favorite Color: Bile Green Cologne: Oil soaked rag Comfort Food: Stale bread with creamy roach eggs Hobby: Walking on ledges Loves the Odor of: Permanent markers approx. 13" tall SOLD OUT
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Granger Evermore Date of Death: 9/1/31 Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here Hobby: Collecting calendars Past Occupation: Tattoo artist Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos Heard in Whispers:?When I get out of this hole, you will suffer a thousand times my pain.? approx. 13" tall MINT/SEALED: $29.99IN STOCK
Autographed w/Wooden Teddy Scares CrateTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Granger Evermore Date of Death: 9/1/31 Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here Hobby: Collecting calendars Past Occupation: Tattoo artist Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos Heard in Whispers:?When I get out of this hole, you will suffer a thousand times my pain.? approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALED Regular Price: $99.99SALE PRICE: $79.99ONLY 1 AVAILABLE
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Mazey Podge Date of Death: 11/11/99 Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries Mirror, mirror: Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this asa compliment, ?It must be becauseI?m so drop dead gorgeous!? Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara approx. 13" tall SOLD OUT
Autographed w/Wooden Teddy Scares CrateTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Mazey Podge Date of Death: 11/11/99 Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries Mirror, mirror: Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this asa compliment, ?It must be becauseI?m so drop dead gorgeous!? Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara approx. 13" tall SOLD OUT
Teddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Sheldon Grogg Date of Death: 5/27/40 Favorite Scent: Lavender Nightcap: Chamomile tea with curdled milk Dream Occupation: Sleep therapist Favorite place to nap: Floating on black clouds of pollution Lullaby: Comforted by the moaning caused by horrible nightmares approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALED: $39.99IN STOCK
Autographed w/Wooden Teddy Scares CrateTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Sheldon Grogg Date of Death: 5/27/40 Favorite Scent: Lavender Nightcap: Chamomile tea with curdled milk Dream Occupation: Sleep therapist Favorite place to nap: Floating on black clouds of pollution Lullaby: Comforted by the moaning caused by horrible nightmares approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALED: $129.99ONLY 1 AVAILABLE
Exclusive Limited EditionTeddy ScaresSeries IIPlush Bear Name of Deceased: Granger Evermore Date of Death: 9/1/31 Yearns to Be: Anywhere but here Hobby: Collecting calendars Past Occupation: Tattoo artist Favorite Drink: Water with a twang of asbestos Heard in Whispers:?When I get out of this hole, you will suffer a thousand times my pain.? approx. 13" tallMINT/SEALEDRegular Price: $39.99SALE PRICE: $29.99IN STOCK
